Just trying to get drunk and fuck someone famous.

The title of this blog is a Wiz Khalifa lyric, and was basically my mantra through my college years.  Unfortunately I only ever achieved the first half of this rather ambitious goal I set for myself, as there was never anyone famous in the village of Slippery Rock, and even if there were a celebrity, my groupie allure would have quickly been stomped out by the Professional Skank Association that a majority of the female student body at SRU belonged to (love you, bitches).  Anyway, since I did my #wcw on Tuesday, I thought, since I threatened it yesterday, I would do my #mcm on this dreary Wednesday - hey anything to delay doing the group project homework that is due in 4 hours (I'm a real team player).  So here you have it, my dream "to-do" list!

1. Christopher Walken - This man just gets me.

2. Anderson Cooper - Dr. Mindy Lahiri said it best: "If we are indulging in imaginary situations I would love to introduce you to my husband, straight Anderson Cooper."

3. Stephan Jenkins - I told him I loved him once at a concert at Allegheny College, following his plea for silence.  He acted like he wasn't into it, but whatever, he heard.

4. Adam Levine - Sexpot.  Shark tattoo.

5. Jay Baruchel - Awkward Canadian nerd, count me in.















 


6. Conan O'Brien - Team Coco for life.

I carved this pumpkin, too.

7. James Franco - I love a good weirdo.  And cat cuddlers.

8. Jason Segel - He is perfect as Marshall, he loves the Muppets, and I am into his body type and height.

9. Justin Timberlake - We made eye contact at Nakama this past December.  It was magical, and he was my first love.  In fact, this picture is from the night I will never forget.

10. Marc-Andre Fleury - No one loves Maffy baby like me.  A majority of my academic efforts as a undergraduate were redirected towards photoshopping pictures of me and Flower together.

11. Joseph Gordon Levitt - What a cutie!  I even loved him on 3rd Rock from the Sun!

12. Peyton Manning - Since 1994.  We were big Volunteer fans in my house.  I actually remember hiding after he didn't win the Heisman, as I thought my father was going to go on a killing spree (true story).

















13. Matt Anderson - I literally know nothing about him, or volleyball, but I saw him once on TV and my life was forever changed.

14. Doctor Who 9th & 10th reincarnation, 11th pending - Let me be your companion, please?
 



















 


15. Pharrell - I've been crushing on him since his collaboration with Britney Spears on her "Boys" track. "I'm from N.E.R.D, aren't you Britney?"


















16. Jason Mraz.  Point blank.  Soul mate.

Honorable Mention(s):
Heath Ledgers.  Damn, I was into him. RIP.
Harry Styles.  You are just too young at the moment, but I get it.
Pierce Brosnan.  I didn't even mind your singing in Mama Mia.

Is it weird that I have more woman crushes than man crushes?  Probably, but it is what it is! 
Alright, time to act like a graduate student, or probably more appropriately, a salaried employee ;).

Later lovelies <3.