Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Girl Crushes are the Safest Crushes... Except Most of Mine are High School Students.

I believe ever woman should aspire to be like another woman, whether she be a physical influence, or one of a fictitious nature.  I am always finding new inspiration from strong, independent women in film, television, literature and art.  They are sass, witty, vulnerable, beautiful, and cumulatively bad ass.  Here is a brief listing of some of the bad ass bitches I hope I remind you of!  When the captions explains the admiration, there may be no further commentary.

In no particular order:

1. Snooki, as played by Bobby Moynihan.













2. Anne Hall.  I don't know who this character is... is this even a girl?  Or Woody Allen?  Woody Allen does not get me, unless we are talking about Midnight In Paris.












3. Wednesday Addams






































4. Lydia Deetz.  This is how I introduce myself to other weirdos, after the weird is exposed.










5. Holly Golightly, demonstrating my date night expectations.










6.Veronica Sawyer.  She is everything to me.  Also, this is the name I use at bars.

 











7.Young Jenny from Forrest Gump.
  









8. Daria.  I am Daria.








































9. Luna Lovegood, that little kook ball.













10. Barbie, but only when she is doing her own thing.















11. RomyWhite
 





















12. Safety Goggle Carol.  She has been blinded by so many things in an effort to make me more informed.




















 13. Cher Horowitz.  Casually mixing social life with culture since 1995.

















14. Yep, even cartoons inspire me.











15.Morticia Addams.  Classy bitch.

















16.Kat Stratford.










17. Vickie, Reality Bites.  She knows.

















18. Young Chrissy DeWitt, still.

















19. Everyday.













20. A great way to stay mysterious and break it off with someone.











21. Trying to grow into myself.











22.  Rose loves with all of herself, and just wants to hear it back.














 23. Bridget Jones, for a lot of reasons.
 
 24. Ja'mie Private School Girl


















25.  Not Veronica Sawyers line, but there is something to be said of all Heather characters.










26. Classy-bitch.  She's my spirit animal.

















27. Young Mary-Catherine Gallager











28. Quinn Mongandorfer, for understanding why I wear black, aside from it being slimming.













AND LAST, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST!!
29. Tina Fey, as herself, and as Liz Lemon!














Well, I had to stop myself or I would be at this all day!  Maybe eventually I will do one for the men on my "to-do" list, but I think that would make everyone uncomfortable.  I hope the women in your life are just as classy, sassy and trashy as the women I cherish!

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