Showing posts with label cat ladies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cat ladies. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

The Song "Birthday Sex" Always Made Me Terribly Uncomfortable, But Not "I Just Had Sex."

In honor of my very spinster 25th birthday, I would like you to "pour one out" at some point tonight, as a good-bye to my youth.

Being single forever is no longer a joke - it's a lifestyle!

But in all honesty, today has been pretty awesome; I've conned my co-workers and friends into showering me with gifts and food, wine and coffee.  Tonight I'll be returning to my roots in the good old Village of Slippery Rock for a birthday dinner, joined with the only gender who can stand me - women (in their defense, they, and their mothers, are the best women I know).

Cheers! Birthday Cheers, those are!

P.S. Don't even think about wishing me a Happy Birthday, because you are nowhere as important as this one I already received.  #Blessed #EHarmony #Holla.



Yours always,


HMU @Sexy25fromHogwarts

Monday, December 23, 2013

Tits and Kits: A Love Story.


Is there anything more beautiful than a relationship between a woman and a cat?  The answer is no.  The love between the two is so pure, so unadulterated - no other man, woman, child, can compare.  Now of course, as it has been established, I am writing this as a single woman with no children SO my opinion may be slightly skewed.  What's odd about my skewed perception is the fact that I don't have a cat, either.  I just infinitely admire their lifestyles and loyalty.  Their passions are simple and beautiful, and I have said many times, and will say a million more before I die alone, I want to be a house cat in my next life.  My days will be spent lying in the sunlight reflected through the windows of my owners house.  I will single-handedly be responsible for making a lonely spinster's life better.  

Following suit of our earlier generations and the stereotype set forth by Homeward Bound, men don't seem to understand this love affair.  Is there anything more attractive than a man with a dog, who he loves more whole-heartly than he could ever love me?  No, but we are not talking about being attractive.  Men have made the relationship between cats and the woman who love them a social stigma.  This is my pledge to always have a cat first, and hopefully a boyfriend, man-friend, dare I say... husband, second.  A cat will never leave you for some slut with a rocking bod - they just don't care about that sort of thing.

xoxo, 
Katye Kat