My name is Katye and I am a 24 year old single lady. This is a last ditch effort to not die alone (I've been called dramatic). I am going to catalog data, based on experiments here in the hopes that one day I may understand what makes a man attracted to a specific woman... that woman being me. I should let it be known that I am starting from scratch. I will share with you some of my previous experiences, in all of their embarrassing and awkward fashion, that have lead me to believe I know absolutely nothing about the opposite gender.
Current experiment: OkCupid profile. I am careful to not be a catfisher, so this is an actual profile picture, and this is what I really do look like if I am given a Blue Moon:
Exhibit A
Other things I may consider in the this lifetime:
1. Join a gym (for aesthetic reasons)
2. Eat healthy (for aesthetic reasons, and maybe health, but let's be honest).
3. Lower my standards from Justin Timberlake to Chris Kirkpatrick (but still maintain some self-respect- notice how I did not stoop to any member of The Backstreet Boys in this analogy).
4. Shy away from binge drinking (or do it more... sometimes I think I am more intelligent and charming under the influence, but that could be the Blue Moon talking. See Exhibit A).
Welp, nice to meet you, other lonely women, chubby chasers, co-workers and friends. I Bid You Adieu!
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