I want to leave lipstick marks on all of your coffee mugs.

I hope men feel good about a woman who is able to pull off a strong lipstick, because if I have ONE (1) life skill, it's pulling off lipstick.  Literally, any color, I will rock it.

A lot of young woman are afraid of lipstick.  In turn, I don't think a lot of men in the age range I am interested in copulating with aren't really sure what to think of a woman who wears kick-ass reds, plums and the non-tackiest of magentas.  You know how everyone is always telling you about confidence?  How it's "key," "fake it til you make it," and the plethora of other cliches.  Well, I believe that bullshit 1% of the time, and that 1% is applicable to lipstick.  Confidence is not everything when it comes to your body- your body purely is what is it.  But lipstick, now that's subjective.  You can change it with a swipe of a tube, you can wipe it off with practically anything (and believe, I have: receipts, clothing, hands, post-it notes) or just eat something and it is simply coming right off (no matter what Covergirl says)- no worries, no regrets.

Lipstick is about confidence.  The more abstract the color, the more... or less... fucks you give!  So, while I am on this quest to learn something (anything) about the male psyche, I encourage all humanity to embrace lipstick.